Posts
Oct 31, 2008
Do I Need Yet Another Disclaimer?
My blog sucks. I write poorly. I suck. And whatever I write may or may not contain nugs of Skatey info. There. Done. Stop reading now or proceed if you are a glutton for punishment.
Oct 24, 2008
That's All Folks
...as in...we've announced all the pros that are in skate 2 and we aren't adding anymore. It's too late in development for additions. But that doesn't mean we don't like hearing about who you like (and hate). It doesn't hurt to let us know what's up should we sell a billion copies and get the green light to do another Skate.
Oct 17, 2008
Sucktastically Nugget-Free
Slaved late into the night on another worthless blog, only to forget to save it to my trusty memory stick. (I get the irony...) That means you're getting this hunk of junk today. But I guess it won't be much different than any other sucktastic blog I do.
Oct 10, 2008
See, I told You...
The New San Van Vid was released…eventually. Better late than never (for most of you, at least). I laid off the Mango Boy in the vid because he’s thrown down one of the gnarliest new gaps in New San Van. At the risk of being all spoilerish, I’ll resist the temptation to divulge…let’s just say it was huge, long, and as of yet, unmatched. Congrats…and he didn’t even push mango to blast this beast.
Oct 3, 2008
Substitute Blog - now with 100% less rambling.
Hola skaters, Cuz is out of town on assignment so I'm filling in with what will most likely be a highly unmemorable blog - sorry. No one can replace Cuz... and seriously why would anyone try. Feel the love.
Sep 26, 2008
...Or My Name Ain't Nathan Huffines!
Would you buy your furniture from some place called Unpainted Huffines? No? Then why would you expect to get quality nugs of skate info goodness from some guy who runs the name Cuz and is a self-professesed kook and liar? Why? Why, I ask you? Sure I got the job of rambling on in blogs here, but that's just because I drew the short straw. (Or, maybe it's because everybody else has actual talents that are needed to produce Skate2...hmmmm) You know I suck. You know I get easily discombobulated...hell, I don't think I've ever been properly combobulated...so, if what you read here doesn't synch up with the reality that everyone else perceives...sorry. My bad.
Sep 19, 2008
New Stuff You Already Know Edition…
All you smart guys that devour skate info probably already know everything that's getting blogged today. In an effort to ease your reading pain, why don't you meet on the Grind, elect a designated reader, and then he can report back if he finds anything truly new in today's blog. See, I'm always trying to help.
Sep 12, 2008
Ah, The Best Laid Plans of Mice and Skaterats…
So, this weekend, Sunday, is going to be the 1st anniversary of the release of skate. People on the Grind have been talking about it for a while, and some have exhorted me to kick down some more new nuggets of educational edification. Being the namby pamby pushover that I am, I gathered a couple of info nuggets that I was going to drop in today's blog.
Sep 5, 2008
Wow! What a Reaction...
...to that Sarah Palin speech. I mean McCain needed to do something to energize his party and energize he did. She dropped her speech and people quickly ran to their corners and started throwing firebombs at each other..."
Aug 29, 2008
I Will Answer All Your Questions...
...Yeah, right.
Last week I up-chucked a little joke FAQ for Skate 2. There were nuggets of truth to be gleaned, but mostly it was just an exercise in creative writing. I assume that approximately 13.5 people read my crap weekly, so I figured it wouldn't be a big deal if I stayed true to form and threw out complete randomness.
Unfortunately, the FAQ part got stickied and people started thinking that it was going to be a legitimate source of never ending answers to never ending questions. We got ten pages deep and heads started getting perturbed. "WTF Cuz? Kick down with the answers. We demand to know...now!"