Sep 25, 2009

Brought To By The Letter R…For Banging!

With an Alt title - "The Correct Answer is A Doorknob"

 

Whaaaaaaa?!  That's right...meaningless ramblings will spew until meaningful talking points are ready to be shared.

 

R was for the "Restricted" version of last night's heckle sesh.  "B" was for the Bang Bang that dropped pretty much every time someone other than Smokin' Richard skated.  Take that Smokin'!  Who luvs ya', Baby?  Have a lollipop.

 

As to the correct answer...please contact KLitz or Robley for details on what gets removed from what most often in emergency rooms in Vancouver.  Gross.

 

Wish I could say more about the recording sessions that transpired in the burnt out hills of Burbankia a week or two ago.  That's not some cryptic message.  It's literal.  Will share when I can.

 

Some people approached me, asking what was happening with Trudge.  I hate to be the bear that bares bad news, but Trudge is dead.  It seems the walking in Skate 2 and improved off board machinations of the impending Skate 3 have red lighted the project.  Bummer...because I was looking forward to a heavy slog through waist deep pow pow.

 

But, then someone pitched "Push".   Hmmm.....How about a game where you pushed blocks around of various sizes, weights, and frictional co-efficients?  Perhaps with different styles.  Sounds intriguing.  But also intriguing would be a skate game with a few different pushes.  What to do...what to do?

 

Longplays...

Having trouble switching between Crackberry typing and keyboard typing...so...no Longplays this week.  That doesn't make sense...but neither do I.  Post 'em in the comment section and shoot heavy packets of bile and invectives at me for missing your hard work.  Sorry.  I may do an early-next-week blog to make up for the blunder.

 

Shorties...

 

Girls!!!  Or Women!!! Or Seriously Straight up Shredders...whatevs...these ladies killed it...the Creature Judo at 2:32 was amazing...
http://www.wegame.com/watch/STC_girls_day/ Enola Gay...awesome!  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WZ_X43zcXcU Played this video loud in the office and had old dudes coming out of some serious 80's closets...Not in the way you may interpret...just all guilty pleasure stuff..."I saw them open for Depeche Mode"..."Oh, I saw them open for the Thompson Twins."  Hiroshima...never forget.  Remind me to tell you about living there someday.

 

Instinct is collecting talent.  The latest specimens are mksp94 and Riggs... 2:32 stole the show for me...wait...are all bangers logged in at 2:32?  Hmmm???...way to step it up stepping outters...  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iYJB6FBVVek&feature=player_embedded ...and with a Bloggyspot-it-is thing... http://instinctskateboards.blogspot.com/

 

EPMD...(not PM Dawn)...the Battle ensued to the right tune by the right artists...save the hate...these guys are freestyling...don't look if you don't like...but at least we don't have to drop the freestyle stuff in the "Tres" if you can do this... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4d3Zr5uciUY

 

Stop with the potty mouth...and share the "footplant" some more...this one's short and to the point... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p_SYtc4-hh4

 

You know why this is here...could be the last of the long haired Cuz... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xe6kvRgQL5E ...BTW...not nearly enough tucknee of super tweaked stales...

 

I saw Tacopunisher's intro...then lost it...then it got bumped...right into the blog... http://forum.ea.com/eaforum/posts/list/305574.page ...yea! Recession Free!  Masybe I'll get some free healthcare when we're recession free.

 

DP in at the wire...watch... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q8Cuu1-o5B8

 

 

Tales From The Skatepark...

 

I'm going to introduce one of Skate's souls someday...his name is Benny...he does Don'tSleepProductions and helps make Skate great.  But he also sends me cool vids once in a while.  Here's one...ignore the rotating skate/snowboard thingys...the concept is crazy.  Skate 3 mini-game?  Nyet.  But cool nonetheless...  http://www.nevernotfresh.com/?p=3894

 

What the hell...let's intro Benny a bit more.  He won Shoot To Thrill.  It's a Red Bull video contest...and he killed it.  I may have posted this already...but so, what?  Magnus, Machnau, Decenzorini Bros...This is the director's cut... http://www.vimeo.com/3891695 Here's his website...please enjoi the weirdness.  http://justdontsleep.com/

 

Actually...watch that vid from Benny again...it has some better than you think skating in it.

 

What About Bob?  In that Flip video?  Seen it?  You will.  His stuff is beyond EXTREME!  He actually exudes extraneous exo-flavin from all his extra-curricular parts.  He's just that sick.  Someone start a poll about if he should be in Skate 3.  He won't be.  That's true and a fact.  But, his stuff warrants a part in some video game.  Maybe MTV will give him the hook ups again.  That's no disrespect...he's soooo good.  I felt sorry for the dude that street skated after him.

 

Speaking of the Flip premiere...big thanks to Pat Duffy for sneaking us in the back door...the Shane part was appropriately trippy and epic...a shame he left us, but a fitting tribute by Flip.  Daveeed ripped, and Rowley did Rowley stuff, but it was Lance's epic swansong part that took it for me.  He destroyed a pool in a way that I would say I've never seen him destroy before.  Deathbox, slide, light...and hippie jumps over the ladder, Silas style?  The man was on fire.  Especially loved his chimney popping  nod to the original Bones Brigade Video Show.  Please someone, give him a lifetime board...just 'cuz.

 

Hey...if you want new info...wait.  It's not like we don't have many months together to talk about how bad I suck.

 

Keep Rolling,

 

Cuz