Oct 10, 2008
See, I told You...
The New San Van Vid was released…eventually. Better late than never (for most of you, at least). I laid off the Mango Boy in the vid because he’s thrown down one of the gnarliest new gaps in New San Van. At the risk of being all spoilerish, I’ll resist the temptation to divulge…let’s just say it was huge, long, and as of yet, unmatched. Congrats…and he didn’t even push mango to blast this beast.
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Oct 3, 2008
Substitute Blog - now with 100% less rambling.
Hola skaters, Cuz is out of town on assignment so I'm filling in with what will most likely be a highly unmemorable blog - sorry. No one can replace Cuz... and seriously why would anyone try. Feel the love.
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Sep 26, 2008
...Or My Name Ain't Nathan Huffines!
Would you buy your furniture from some place called Unpainted Huffines? No? Then why would you expect to get quality nugs of skate info goodness from some guy who runs the name Cuz and is a self-professesed kook and liar? Why? Why, I ask you? Sure I got the job of rambling on in blogs here, but that's just because I drew the short straw. (Or, maybe it's because everybody else has actual talents that are needed to produce Skate2...hmmmm) You know I suck. You know I get easily discombobulated...hell, I don't think I've ever been properly combobulated...so, if what you read here doesn't synch up with the reality that everyone else perceives...sorry. My bad.... / more ...
Sep 19, 2008
New Stuff You Already Know Edition…
All you smart guys that devour skate info probably already know everything that's getting blogged today. In an effort to ease your reading pain, why don't you meet on the Grind, elect a designated reader, and then he can report back if he finds anything truly new in today's blog. See, I'm always trying to help.
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Sep 12, 2008
Ah, The Best Laid Plans of Mice and Skaterats…
So, this weekend, Sunday, is going to be the 1st anniversary of the release of skate. People on the Grind have been talking about it for a while, and some have exhorted me to kick down some more new nuggets of educational edification. Being the namby pamby pushover that I am, I gathered a couple of info nuggets that I was going to drop in today's blog.
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Sep 5, 2008
Wow! What a Reaction...
...to that Sarah Palin speech. I mean McCain needed to do something to energize his party and energize he did. She dropped her speech and people quickly ran to their corners and started throwing firebombs at each other..."... / more ...
Aug 29, 2008
I Will Answer All Your Questions...
...Yeah, right.
Last week I up-chucked a little joke FAQ for Skate 2. There were nuggets of truth to be gleaned, but mostly it was just an exercise in creative writing. I assume that approximately 13.5 people read my crap weekly, so I figured it wouldn't be a big deal if I stayed true to form and threw out complete randomness.
Unfortunately, the FAQ part got stickied and people started thinking that it was going to be a legitimate source of never ending answers to never ending questions. We got ten pages deep and heads started getting perturbed. "WTF Cuz? Kick down with the answers. We demand to know...now!"
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Aug 22, 2008
Back On Board...
Kind of. As you may or may not be aware of, I’ve been placed on Injured Reserve. I’m feeble.... / more ...
Aug 8, 2008
Protect Ya Neck...
...is the rule, so that’s what I did. But in doing so, I shattered my left wrist, dislocated a couple important fingers on my right hand (bird shooter and nose-picker), and am sporting an ambulatory inhibiting back-ass bruise that just won’t quit.... / more ...
Aug 1, 2008
Pinch Blogger
Please forgive Cuz and his lack of blogtastic ramblings lately. He's been busy doing some stuff, showing off some game.... / more ...